Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Ode To A Wilting Flower

A distraught and bent flower remembers happier days. She had seen it coming once that wierd kid had picked her up she knew she was in trouble the way he flinged her around like a TREE she was no tree she was flower and she was very proud fact. She knew she had led a god life she had grown many pedals, but those pedals had grown up and she didn't see them much anymore. She looked again at the classroom maybe it was for the best at least she would die from being snapped instead of something dreadful like not being watered. And again the Distraught bent flower looked out at the students shouting and laughing and for one more time before her imminent death she remembered happier days.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Society Cinema

The Society Institute is diving into new "exciting" field, Film. Websters Dictionary defines film as a cellulose nitrate or cellulose acetate composition made in thin sheets or strips and coated with a sensitive emulsion for taking photographs and thats the philosophy we want to bring to our films. For the first premier we are celebrating pie (don't get exciting its the number you know 3.14)







Thursday, March 8, 2007

Formation of Blog Civil Defense Council


Through the great direction of The Blog Civil Defense Council The Society Institute and tbboab have secured a lasting peace. These new development show the wonderfull collaboration between The Society Institute and Republic of Oblivion shown above are the two writers at a recent Blog Civil Defense Council Meeting. Today is a new awakening for global blogging and international rug weaving competitions.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

The Hair Styles of 1890s Society

Unknown Man With Mustache

President Benjamin Harrison

William Allison Ohio Congressmen

US President Chester Arthur




The Mole People, We Know They Exist But Where?

The Mole people did not get recognition until the release of this documentary in 1930 but from what we know now we can see that they really are "terrifying monsters from another age." There is a common misconception that earthquakes are caused by the earths plated but once again the Society Institute is proving Science wrong. In a recent inner earth expedition our earth pod shown to the right discovered that earthquakes are caused by battles between Mole tribes. In an in depth interview with the mole peoples leader the Society Institute asks him about his secret world.

B: Thanks For Sitting Down To Talk With Me.

MPL: My pleasure.

B: What are some of the issues that the mole person nation is facing at this moment.

MPL: Well one thing we are trying o do right now is expand our tax base through small business incentives.

B: Whats one thing that you find strange about humans

MPL: Well one thing I find strange is there obsession with precious mineral our intestines are made of precous metals such as diamonds gold and platonuim.

B: Really Diamonds?

MPL:Yes...

B: (Blogduder kills Mole Man Leader with tape recorder and starts to tear open his intestines intestines in search of Diamonds but dies of radiation poisoning in the proces.)

After this in depth interview The Society Institute removed all of its reporters from the area and is currently in a Stand off with The United Workers Republic of The Inner core whos leader says he will not release Society Institute Hostages until the Society Institute makes a Film Explaining the effects of Chain Letters on Society. The Society Institute has said it will take any of the steps possible to get the hostages back.